Sunday, March 25, 2007

Procrastination is an art

It is amazing the activities one can come up with that are less plesant than the one being avoided. So far this morning, in an attempt to delay the 25 pages of reading I need to do today, I have emptied the dishwasher, checked emails several times. Posted on various groups, done the shopping list, a load of washing, and now, well, here I am.

In researching for this blog I found the following "creed" at http://www.eskimo.com/~spban/creed.html

1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.
4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.
5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.
6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.
7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesmally small, is not exactly zero.
8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.
9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.
10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.
11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.
12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan.
13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.
14. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized.

1 comment:

lightening said...

LOL!!! Great subject. I was nicknamed the "Queen of Procrastination" when I was at school. Love the colour choice too! :-)
Jodi